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Singular t the word Balkings, a Balking is a mix between a Scandinavian/Nordic Viking and a Slavic/Balkan person. The indigenous powerful genetics of their species, make the most impeccable combination of human warriors. If so a Viking breed with a Slavic/Balkan, will create the powerful Balking. In the 9th century, there are tales from the Vikings voyages in the sagas of Heimskringla, where the Vikings went to the Roman Empire. They instantly got attracted to their physical abilities and features, where they created the human race of Balkings. A new empire were forged, by the blood of warriors. They are described as tall, white and mystically powerful beings.
Person 1: Hey! What is your ethnicity?
Person 2: I am half Scandi/Nordic and half Slavic/Balkan, so I am a Balking.
Balking by History Reunited February 12, 2023
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To act tough or hard.
Person 1: I'd beat the fuck out you quit playing with me.
Person 2: Shut yo stupid ass up you aint balking shit.
Balking by Mr. Comix February 13, 2023

Scone-balking 

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.
Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.
Scone-balking by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020

Tether Balling 

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Backing your fist 

(Vulgar) Jamaican slang
Refers to the act of pulling the penis back and forth with the hand in the shape of a fist, usually till ejaculation occurs.

To masturbate or jerk off
Everyday, a big man like you just stays at your yard, backing your fist. Waste man style that, dawg!

Colleen Ballinger 

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"

Baking Soda Brigade 

Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.
Madison, Wisconsin Fire Department is becoming a Baking Soda Brigade