balkin

the act of being an extreme baller.

wow, did you see chase's grill? Man he is balkin!

by serena1119 May 16, 2008

Balkin

The act of being extremely gangster.

Wow! Did you just see Chase's grill? Man he is so balkin!

by serena1119 May 18, 2008

Balkin

The act of trying to screw over 15 guys and 2 girls simultaneously for huge amounts of money while shouting oi oi oi.

Dave Balkin'd it all the way to the bracelet.

by Punker2p2 July 19, 2012

Balkin

Bebo Stalking

wat u upta man?

nthn much jus balkin some people

by Byrnsie July 31, 2009

Balkin

A male version of a basic bitch. Usually likes to talk shit but is weak and usually gets their ass kicked

Stop yelling at that 97 yr old man. You actin like a Balkin you jerkoff

by E-Nuff2 June 19, 2017

Balkin

When someone's booty is so fire that it makes you start talking excessively, irrationally, or out of character; short for "booty got me talkin'."

Created by Rage the Titan

"Damn, shorty walked by and now I'm balkin — can't even form a normal sentence!"
"He was all chill until she bent over... then he started balkin like crazy, spilling all his business."
"That ass got him balkin for real"

by Rage TT March 4, 2026

Tether Balling

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.

Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.

by ohohface247 June 10, 2010