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g-balled 

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.
For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic
g-balled by Djansson September 28, 2015
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Black Balled 

To be cast aside, shunned, given the short end of the deal. "Shafted"
She totally rejected me, threw me away and didn't look back, i was completely black balled.
Black Balled by brantleycmd December 6, 2010
being treated like a baby,especially used by girls when they want to be cuddled and shown lots of affection. like whining, and basically have their boyfriends take care of them. it can be similar to daddy kinks but can be used to different degrees.
my girlfriend always wants to be babied, so i have to stroke her hair and make sure she gets lots of cuddles.
Babied by callbacklater December 22, 2017
Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.
balmed by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009
treating someone like a baby, like giving them lots of attention and affection. making them super happy, and making them giggle or blush😊
“My girlfriend always wants to be babied”

“What the fuck does that mean”

“She wants cuddles n affection and i have to treat her like a baby and play with her hair and hold her in my arms”
Babied by facepoopy May 8, 2020

mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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