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The awkward stage of a newborn when they don't completely look human, yet, and slightly resemble an alien.
Aww! Her baby is a total balien.
by zunigasm22 March 22, 2016
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When you constantly invite a friend to your event or gathering and they bail on you so often that they become a foreign person to you and your friends.
Person 1: “Is Allan and Lien coming to dinner on Saturday?”
Person 2: “Nah they’ve pulled a balien.”
by jetsetjester August 30, 2018
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