A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
by ballsdeepinyoursister October 9, 2019
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Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020
Get the John Balfanz mug.In some Asian-speaking lands (using this mispronounced version of "Black Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.
In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.
In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.
"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"
"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"
"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023
Get the Balack Obama mug.John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
by ballsdeepinyoursister July 1, 2021
Get the John Balfanz mug.A school where a bunch of low life ppl who think they're the shit when they're actually not. No joke the people here are so damn annoying it makes me want to jump out a window. This one girl can get away with anything if she just cries. People think a specific teacher is a pedo and most of the teachers here don't give a shit about anything. All they want to do is get paid and it's hella sad. Most of the girls here are so basic and rude it makes me wanna vomit. Almost all of the girls cause way too drama and talk shit behind other people's back. They also say shit about each other online. Tell one person a secret and itll get to the whole grade. almost everyone here picks fights and talks crap but when you're down with their shit and want to fight them they will low-key flee.
by yallareretarded April 15, 2019
Get the Bala cynwyd middle school mug.1. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Most probably a man of South Indian descent.
2. A Well mannered guy who makes every girl fall for him
3. A guy who's veins pop
2. A Well mannered guy who makes every girl fall for him
3. A guy who's veins pop
Who's that guy? He makes me wet! What a balaji!!
Karen was an idiot to break up with him. He was such a balaji!
Karen was an idiot to break up with him. He was such a balaji!
by EmoBabe18 July 25, 2018
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