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“who’s the baldest person alive? balduan ofc”

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balduan by twerk queen fr January 19, 2025
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balduino 

Balduino comes from Australian meaning literally "masculine man" or "sexy".
She/he is so Balduino
balduino by Balduino July 16, 2016
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Baldanzi 

An Amazing Band Director under 5 foot 5 inches.
Baldanzi can't reach the chalk at the top of the chalkboard.
Baldanzi by Tenorgirl1 January 2, 2011

baldanna 

a bandanna worn to disguise one's baldness.
Many ex-hair-metal rockers, such as Axel Rose and Bret Michaels wear baldannas.
baldanna by shocka August 6, 2007

baldland 

BaldLand is an place found in The Middle of Baguette. It is The capital of Baguette. The Founder Of Baguette is a6d and the president of BaldLand is Bbh(Bald boy Halo) And another place Called skecpter. The president of Skecpter is Skeppy
The National Food of Baguette is Cheesy Fries. The Most important items are: Tilted Magnifying Glass,and Tilted left magnifying glass. The Land was also Used as an Military Platfrom For Toxins and others etc.
Why is Bald boy halo From BaldLand?
baldland by JJordie June 28, 2019
hes bald.... very
wow its baldan
baldan by devin richards September 24, 2021
He hast du Balduin ?
balduin by www.duhastjetztsaas.de January 4, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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