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Baldanzi 

An Amazing Band Director under 5 foot 5 inches.
Baldanzi can't reach the chalk at the top of the chalkboard.
Baldanzi by Tenorgirl1 January 2, 2011
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baldanna 

a bandanna worn to disguise one's baldness.
Many ex-hair-metal rockers, such as Axel Rose and Bret Michaels wear baldannas.
baldanna by shocka August 6, 2007
random strip of grass or trees located in the middle of a parking lot.
I don't remember where i parked...

im pretty sure i parked on the far end of the badanza.
Badanza by Rac3hel January 24, 2009
(n) a very awesome guy that has the heart of an angel. he is very sweet and adorable. Makes you feel like you can trust him and he is a guy that may be shy and a bit reserved but underneath is a guy that has a goldent heart. Very sweet but he just needs a person to push him and make him reach far. I believe balanza is a person who you can go to when you need someone to talk to

(v) balance
Josh is Balanza
balanza by cuulgirl February 18, 2010

balanzar 

Hey, watchout its a balanzar
balanzar by DjKookypops November 14, 2017
When Blizzard doing balance it is normally so bad that it is way imbalanced after they did it. Or other games doing balance as bad as Blizzard.
A: 'Why they nerf the weakest character in this game instead of the op-est, IMBA character?'
B: 'Oh, that game just Balanzarded their characters.'
Balanzard by Tiger Schnee November 25, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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