baldie

when u see a bald man this is his name

the light form baldie's head is reflecting into my eyes!
quick go rub baldie's head for good luck!

by Angie G April 29, 2002

baldie

a bald headed person, typically a man

Hey baldie, where you going.

by Light Joker May 26, 2007

Baldie

(noun), Street slang used to describe a pitbull that Possesses completely white head typical known as bald pitbulls)The reference of that in regards to the Bald Eagle , when fully matured has a completely white head.

-“Yo Deshawn did you see the size of that head on that baldie Mike was walking on 30th?”

by DEADMEAT April 16, 2019

baldie

a perfect asian girl that dominates life

sheryl ng is such a baldie!

by CooCooCoo December 18, 2005

Baldie

Term for a young girl who hasn't grown any pubic hair yet.

I drove around the corner and saw a cute baldie going to school.

by Signor Dick Pic June 18, 2014

baldie

Bald headed graphics teacher.With a borderline psychotic and somewhat manic personality, so they say...

Not exactly bald, but with short hair( baby blonde). (LOL)
He's o.k. if you stay in his good books. Usually with a Cowan and Sharpy in tow.

by steve January 12, 2005

Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010