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1. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Most probably a man of South Indian descent.

2. A Well mannered guy who makes every girl fall for him
3. A guy who's veins pop
Who's that guy? He makes me wet! What a balaji!!
Karen was an idiot to break up with him. He was such a balaji!
Balaji by EmoBabe18 July 25, 2018
1. (n.) Thug Of Thugs; OG of OG's. Born in 1990 on the streets of india, he quickly came to america and quickly gained respect form his wise decisions, intellect, and bravery. Later he changed his name to, BallaG. Even though it is spelled differently it is still pronounced the same.

2. (v.);BallaG; to kill or, more street, to cap an ass.

3. (adj.)A person who is smart and makes quick decisions. One who is brave and fears nothing also one who is very athletic.
1. (v) Yo im'a gonna BallaG you bitatch.

2. (adj.) Yo you a real Balaji dog.
Balaji by BiggMac March 7, 2005

Theory of balajitivity 

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.

Baltajia 

Baltajia, plural of baltaji, also baltaguia, in its Egyptian intonation. The word was made popular in the Arab protests of 2011 in Tunisia and Egypt. It is thought to be of Turkish origin, meaning "weapon wielding thug".

Baltajia has come to reference any group of rubble rousing individuals that infiltrate an otherwise peaceful protest for sabotaging or other more menial purposes. The baltajia can either be for hire for political aims, or just plain street thugs whose only goal is to loot and plunder.
There was a first wave of peaceful and thoughtful protesters which was then followed by a stone wielding horde of baltajia. That was the time when all hell broke loose.
Baltajia by MikeSoussan March 23, 2011

Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji 

A professional roaster for hire, if you get caught in a roast battle with him, you might as well start inviting people for your funeral. Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji PULLS bitches but he got no time for that. Borris spends 3/4 of his life perfecting his Minecraft skills in education edition and analysing Dreams moves at 0.25x speed.
Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji: "At least I'm not a pineapple head, small brain kid who is undeveloped and has down syndrome with a mum and dad who're poopyheads. I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge in Minecraft"

Guy: *dies*

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji 

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji is PULLS bitches but he got no time. He spends 3/4 of his life trying to perfect his speed bridging and analysing Dream's moves at 0.25x speed. Be careful that you won't run into him in a roast battle as he is known to literally speed bridge across planet Earth and call your mum a poopy head.
Borris Vishunathan Balaji: "At least i'm not an undeveloped, small brain pineapple head who is undeveloped with a mum who's a poopy head. You have down syndrome and I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge"

Guy: *dies*

Spectator: *dies as well*

The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*