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1. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Most probably a man of South Indian descent.

2. A Well mannered guy who makes every girl fall for him
3. A guy who's veins pop
Who's that guy? He makes me wet! What a balaji!!
Karen was an idiot to break up with him. He was such a balaji!
Balaji by EmoBabe18 July 25, 2018
1. (n.) Thug Of Thugs; OG of OG's. Born in 1990 on the streets of india, he quickly came to america and quickly gained respect form his wise decisions, intellect, and bravery. Later he changed his name to, BallaG. Even though it is spelled differently it is still pronounced the same.

2. (v.);BallaG; to kill or, more street, to cap an ass.

3. (adj.)A person who is smart and makes quick decisions. One who is brave and fears nothing also one who is very athletic.
1. (v) Yo im'a gonna BallaG you bitatch.

2. (adj.) Yo you a real Balaji dog.
Balaji by BiggMac March 7, 2005

Theory of balajitivity 

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.

Baltajia 

Baltajia, plural of baltaji, also baltaguia, in its Egyptian intonation. The word was made popular in the Arab protests of 2011 in Tunisia and Egypt. It is thought to be of Turkish origin, meaning "weapon wielding thug".

Baltajia has come to reference any group of rubble rousing individuals that infiltrate an otherwise peaceful protest for sabotaging or other more menial purposes. The baltajia can either be for hire for political aims, or just plain street thugs whose only goal is to loot and plunder.
There was a first wave of peaceful and thoughtful protesters which was then followed by a stone wielding horde of baltajia. That was the time when all hell broke loose.
Baltajia by MikeSoussan March 23, 2011

Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji 

A professional roaster for hire, if you get caught in a roast battle with him, you might as well start inviting people for your funeral. Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji PULLS bitches but he got no time for that. Borris spends 3/4 of his life perfecting his Minecraft skills in education edition and analysing Dreams moves at 0.25x speed.
Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji: "At least I'm not a pineapple head, small brain kid who is undeveloped and has down syndrome with a mum and dad who're poopyheads. I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge in Minecraft"

Guy: *dies*

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji 

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji is PULLS bitches but he got no time. He spends 3/4 of his life trying to perfect his speed bridging and analysing Dream's moves at 0.25x speed. Be careful that you won't run into him in a roast battle as he is known to literally speed bridge across planet Earth and call your mum a poopy head.
Borris Vishunathan Balaji: "At least i'm not an undeveloped, small brain pineapple head who is undeveloped with a mum who's a poopy head. You have down syndrome and I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge"

Guy: *dies*

Spectator: *dies as well*

The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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