MikeSoussan's definitions

sotticism

A sotticism is a statement that denotes lack of judgement and wit. It possibly originates from the French word "sottise" which means incongruent, stupid, trifle idea or action.

Saying that ones religion is the only true one is a sotticism that only a one-eyed, one-minded, one-sided and one lame of a leg person can possibly sustain.

by MikeSoussan March 18, 2008

Hearst

Pulling a hearst or to hearst.: To make up news where there aren’t any, or make up a story and pass it as true, particularly when there is a dearth of real events. The term is coined after American press tycoon Randolph William Hearst who was known for manufacturing sensational stories from whole cloth and distorting real events.

Ahmed: I read that Saudi Arabia has rejected the nomination of a Pakistani diplomat to be ambassador to their country because his name is Akbar Zib … dude, in Arabic that name means “biggest dick”.
Tyron: I don’t believe it. They are pulling a hearst … and I am changing my name to Tyron Akbar Zib.

by MikeSoussan March 28, 2013

liberticidal

means killer of freedom.
from the italian "Liberticida" pronounced "lee-ber-tee-tchi-da". From "Liberta" which means freedom and "ucidere" meaning killing. .

The Patriot Act was probably a very misguided, and eventually, may become a liberticidal move by the American government.

by MikeSoussan March 28, 2008

Testicular Fortitude

A more academic English translation of the Spanish word "cojones", that originally stood for testicles, two spheric glands part of the reproductive system of males, also commonly known as balls.

To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.

You can’t win with reserve and lassitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude

by MikeSoussan May 2, 2008

Coronicle

CORONICLE: noun, an account of stories and events posted by regular citizens on social media like Facebook or Twitter chronicling their daily lives during the coronavirus lockdown. Example: John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descended on the street and started barking like a dog.

John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descendant on the street and started barking like a dog.

me: Thanx, I needed some material for my facebook coronicle ..

by MikeSoussan April 7, 2020

Coronicle

Coronichle: noun, a Coronicle is an account of stories and events posted by regular citizens on social media like Facebook or Twitter chronicling their daily lives during the coronavirus lockdown.

John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descendant on the street and started barking like a dog.

me: Thanx, I needed some material for my facebook coronicle ..

by MikeSoussan April 7, 2020

Hockey stick moment

To have a "hockey stick moment" is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. A hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.

"my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her anus tattooed, I am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week ... I am having a hockey stick moment brother ...

by MikeSoussan March 24, 2016