MikeSoussan's definitions
A sotticism is a statement that denotes lack of judgement and wit. It possibly originates from the French word "sottise" which means incongruent, stupid, trifle idea or action.
Saying that ones religion is the only true one is a sotticism that only a one-eyed, one-minded, one-sided and one lame of a leg person can possibly sustain.
by MikeSoussan March 18, 2008

To have an interior nature that may not have an exterior physical manifestation
Insistence, noun."to insist", verb, as opposed to "to exist" or standing out, and not in the sense of persist, assert or dwell upon something. The term "insist" comes from the Latin "in", meaning inside, interior, inward, and "sistere", meaning standing, dwelling ... So "to insist" here is to mean to have an interior quality or essence that may not have an outward physical expression.
Insistence, noun."to insist", verb, as opposed to "to exist" or standing out, and not in the sense of persist, assert or dwell upon something. The term "insist" comes from the Latin "in", meaning inside, interior, inward, and "sistere", meaning standing, dwelling ... So "to insist" here is to mean to have an interior quality or essence that may not have an outward physical expression.
John: I never said that God didn't exit, i am just saying that we should be very patient and wait for him to show up ...
Ludovic: He will never show up, because I believe in the insistence of God ...
Ludovic: He will never show up, because I believe in the insistence of God ...
by MikeSoussan March 30, 2013

Originally a constellation located between Scorpius and Sagittarius and that was recently added as a new zodiacal sign, making it the 13th. The word is now being used as an expletive, reflecting the deep existential upheaval experienced by many who have seem their horoscopic certainties thrown off-kilter.
you go ophiuchus yourself, or ophiuchus me!, or you are full of ophiucus or what the ophiuchus are doing here!
by MikeSoussan January 18, 2011

CORONICLE: noun, an account of stories and events posted by regular citizens on social media like Facebook or Twitter chronicling their daily lives during the coronavirus lockdown. Example: John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descended on the street and started barking like a dog.
John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descendant on the street and started barking like a dog.
me: Thanx, I needed some material for my facebook coronicle ..
me: Thanx, I needed some material for my facebook coronicle ..
by MikeSoussan April 7, 2020

Pulling a hearst or to hearst.: To make up news where there aren’t any, or make up a story and pass it as true, particularly when there is a dearth of real events. The term is coined after American press tycoon Randolph William Hearst who was known for manufacturing sensational stories from whole cloth and distorting real events.
Ahmed: I read that Saudi Arabia has rejected the nomination of a Pakistani diplomat to be ambassador to their country because his name is Akbar Zib … dude, in Arabic that name means “biggest dick”.
Tyron: I don’t believe it. They are pulling a hearst … and I am changing my name to Tyron Akbar Zib.
Tyron: I don’t believe it. They are pulling a hearst … and I am changing my name to Tyron Akbar Zib.
by MikeSoussan March 28, 2013

To have a "hockey stick moment" is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. A hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.
"my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her anus tattooed, I am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week ... I am having a hockey stick moment brother ...
by MikeSoussan March 24, 2016

Pocestors are for our future what ancestors are for our past. It stems from Mike Soussan's theory that modern humans are a sort of holographic interference pattern of an object beam made by the past (ancestors) and a reference beam made of the future (pocestors).
Extraterrestrials may be our pocestors and those who say they have seen aliens may not be simply crazy. For in the same manner that some shamans receive intimations of our ancestral past, so can other people with the same kind of sensitivity capture similar vibrations from our pocestors and pocestral future. The future, as some may have been conditioned to believe, is not an empty vacuum but is teeming with life, a life that has a lot to do with us.
by MikeSoussan January 4, 2010
