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When a person has so much fat on their back, it looks like they have boobs on their back.

"DAYUM!" Look at that Maggie chick's bakoobs.
"SHIT SON!"

bakoobs by PoonN'Cooch January 6, 2008

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baboobs

Large layers of fat that form in bewtween the shoulder blades, often resembling boobs. Most commonly found in fat women.

Dude, she getting so fat she has baboobs.

baboobs by Mandy Barrick March 26, 2005

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baboobs

gigantic bouncy testicles on baboons that defy gravity and eventually land the baboons on pluto. The baboobs are the size of yoga balls and produce gigantic sperm used for transportation.

The baboobs on that baboon were huge!

baboobs by LeenieBeanieBaboob November 9, 2006

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you can wipe up your tears with those huge bazoobs.

bazoobs by hotbabe10121 September 10, 2009

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baloobs

Breasts that appear strikingly similar to the baloons used to create baloon animals.

That young lady is endowed with wicked baloobs.
When I looked at that trick's profile, she had some baloobs all hanging out.

baloobs by Jeremy January 31, 2004

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Bacoobs

The extra, fatty tissue protruding off of a persons back, resembling the shape of a womans breast. Often times wrapping under the arm and connecting both sets of breasts.

"Man, that dude has the biggest set of bacoobs i've ever seen!"

Bacoobs by Marcus Tuesday January 15, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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