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fap, thinking about bak.
Dude, when all else fails fap. When that fails, bakfap!
bakfap by pseudofb April 30, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
'Baklap'; a person who acts like he's dumb or is dumb.

Related to: an asshole, an idiot, a moron, a 'klootviool'.

Literally translated from Dutch; 'bak'= bake(d), 'lap'= a piece of meat.
"The dirty baklap."

"That baklap stole my bike!"
Baklap by Ma(r)x November 25, 2006
Related Words

Bakeaphilia 

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!
Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!
The act of asphyxiating yourself while dressed as Batman while masturbating to have a better climax.
Friend 1: "Hey, why do you have a red mark on your neck?"

Friend 2: "I spent all day yesterday Batfapping."
Batfap by CrabappleSnapple October 19, 2013

Bakapnea 

Disorder that makes someone bake instead of sleep
Lweendo has a serious case of Bakapnea. All we can do at this point is pray for her.

bakaposter

A baka imposter is a stupid imposter
OMG SHES A BAKAPOSTER! SHE VENTED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!
bakaposter by Tom Holland x Me August 19, 2021

Bakaphobia 

Bakaphobia is the fear of idiots or stupid people. The word “Bakaphobia” comes from the Japanese word “Baka” meaning “Idiot” and the Greek word "Phobos" meaning "Fear".
This person is scared of idiots because they have Bakaphobia.
Bakaphobia by Matthew91975 June 22, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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