bakfap

fap, thinking about bak.

Dude, when all else fails fap. When that fails, bakfap!

by pseudofb April 30, 2010

Baklap

'Baklap'; a person who acts like he's dumb or is dumb.

Related to: an asshole, an idiot, a moron, a 'klootviool'.

Literally translated from Dutch; 'bak'= bake(d), 'lap'= a piece of meat.

"The dirty baklap."

"That baklap stole my bike!"

by Ma(r)x November 25, 2006

Bakeaphilia

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!

Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!

by The Gingerbread Man of Leeds March 15, 2010

Batfap

The act of asphyxiating yourself while dressed as Batman while masturbating to have a better climax.

Friend 1: "Hey, why do you have a red mark on your neck?"

Friend 2: "I spent all day yesterday Batfapping."

by CrabappleSnapple October 19, 2013

Bakapnea

Disorder that makes someone bake instead of sleep

Lweendo has a serious case of Bakapnea. All we can do at this point is pray for her.

by Your Favorite Doctor March 6, 2019

bakaposter

A baka imposter is a stupid imposter

OMG SHES A BAKAPOSTER! SHE VENTED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!

by Tom Holland x Me August 19, 2021

Bakaphobia

Bakaphobia is the fear of idiots or stupid people. The word “Bakaphobia” comes from the Japanese word “Baka” meaning “Idiot” and the Greek word "Phobos" meaning "Fear".

This person is scared of idiots because they have Bakaphobia.

by Matthew91975 June 22, 2023