Bakeaphilia 

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!

Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!

Bakeaphilia by The Gingerbread Man of Leeds March 15, 2010

baeophilia 

when you really crave/want to make someone your bae; desperate to have a bae of your own

"I have baeophilia....All I want is a bae! She is my white unicorn and she needs to become bae"

baeophilia by taaar March 10, 2015