Baklap

'Baklap'; a person who acts like he's dumb or is dumb.

Related to: an asshole, an idiot, a moron, a 'klootviool'.

Literally translated from Dutch; 'bak'= bake(d), 'lap'= a piece of meat.

"The dirty baklap."

"That baklap stole my bike!"

by Ma(r)x November 25, 2006

Baklaag

An evil entity who's goal is for you to not finish your video games. He also enjoys when you get a game over.

Also enjoys Buk Buk Buk 'ing when you fail.

A mascot of sorts for the epic website known as the Backloggery

-Baklaag's Song-
Go forth, my minions,
buy a shiny new game!
The merchants will thank you,

though wallets might blame.

So many adventures
for you to begin!
Ignore your old titles,
it's hardly a sin.

Let those kingdoms rot,
whose worlds you've seen.
For if you bring closure,
you'll just end the dream.

Though maidens may weep,
ever locked in their tower.
And villains rejoice,
secure in their power.

You need not mind,
you'll be safe in a trance.
Chasing every new fad,
you don't have a chance.

So heed not the calls,
"Everyman!" and "Good luck!"
And feed the unfinished
while I "BUK BUK BUK!"

by Master_Ickolas June 11, 2010

baklava

A middle-eastern sweet/dessert that tastes really good and that everyone is always mispronouncing.

Susie: I love Backlahhvahh!!!
Abu: you mean baklava...right?
Susie: Baklava?
Abu: you know what, who cares... who even cares

by dragons000000 November 4, 2006

bakfap

fap, thinking about bak.

Dude, when all else fails fap. When that fails, bakfap!

by pseudofb April 30, 2010

baklameter

"bakla" - filipino word for gay;
method of gays to measure if the same sex they want to flirt with is sending positive or negative signals

did your baklameter peaked?

by christsuper June 10, 2009

bakla

Homosexual in the Filipino language Tagalog

Guys named Jon Jon are baklas.

by Slothmania August 6, 2003

Baklava Hole

A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.

Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.

by Rina Lam October 12, 2011