Batfap 

The act of asphyxiating yourself while dressed as Batman while masturbating to have a better climax.

Friend 1: "Hey, why do you have a red mark on your neck?"

Friend 2: "I spent all day yesterday Batfapping."

Batfap by CrabappleSnapple October 19, 2013

batflaps 

When a man's scrotum attaches itself to the his thighs. Can be cured with ample amounts of baby powder

Damn it's hot. I have wicked batflaps.

batflaps by CSmizzle June 17, 2010

bakfap

fap, thinking about bak.

Dude, when all else fails fap. When that fails, bakfap!

bakfap by pseudofb April 30, 2010

batmap

To know the byways, alleyways, side streets, and thoroughfares of a particular locale.

Describes an ability to deftly navigate oneself via extensive knowledge of one's surroundings. Such an ability alludes to the urban prowess of Batman.

Jasmine: *swerves car down a sketchy alleyway*

Ivan: Jas' where the hell are we going?

Jasmine: Oh, this is a little shortcut to Jen's house. You can avoid three stoplights this way. I've got my neighborhood batmapped!

Ivan: Tell me about it... I've never seen someone know eight different ways of getting uptown on a Friday night. This is your Gotham City.

Jasmine: I got this whole town batmapped!

batmap by Define Me! June 16, 2010

Batnap 

The act of having a bat (masturbating), then having a nap. It is a play on the term 'catnap.'

Batman: After a long day of crime fighting, I enjoy a good batnap.

Batnap by Batnapper December 30, 2010

BATFAG 

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Agent. Men and women who have nothing better to do with their time than regulate firearms owners, issue edicts, and execute unconstitutional "no-knock" warrants.

The lowest form of scum on the planet... Were beaten and picked on mercilessly as children.

Possibly hermaphroditic.

I'd love to SBS this double barrel, but I'm not paying for the tax stamp and I don't want the BATFAGs kicking down my door.

BATFAG by anti-fed January 23, 2011

Bat-Fap 

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended

"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"

Bat-Fap by Predominate June 10, 2015