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Easy Bake Oven 

go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"
Easy Bake Oven by mitdoss June 26, 2008

Dutch Easy Bake Oven

Similar to the classic dutch oven, a Dutch Easy Bake Oven refers to a situation when a fart travels within an individual's garment, up to their face for smelling.
Because of my snow gear, i threw up while snowboarding and experiencing a Dutch Easy Bake Oven.
Dutch Easy Bake Oven by Wolfe February 24, 2006

Wake-n-Bake Oven 

The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.
Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!

Swedish Bake Oven

it's the same as a dutch oven but the dog farts under the covers instead.
My wife was pissed cause the dog was in bed and she got Swedish Bake Oven

easy bake oven 

A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.
That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.

The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

extreme bakeover 

n.; slang term for getting someone drunk or high, especially if their lifestyle changes to that of a regular user.
Hetty was pretty stuck up when she moved here, but after the first party she got an extreme bakeover and now she's a stoner.