A fire-crotch homo who dies his hair black and wears holister everyday of his life with his femine claire's earrings in his right ear with the Victorias Secret man thong. A man who drives extremely fast cars like KIAs.
I saw the biggest bakeman playing hockey in the street today.
by MtDRSS December 11, 2006
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Bakeman is much more than just an individual, bakeman is a Lifestyle. You could come across a thousand Bakemen but never actually meet bakeman.

The phrase bakeman is commonly used to express ignorance or mild annoyance. However there are many other applications for example if you were to be questioned on the unorthodox way you are doing something, or if a situation seems undoable but you manage to pull it off despite, it’s just bakeman.

It is said that many individuals will never understand the way of bakeman, Mr Niagi Is a prime example of one of these individuals.
“Ah mate the taxi didnt take us all the way to the airbnb, we have to walk for 5 mins from here” “FffffUCK bakeman n dat!” “Mate you’re rolling that zute well weird why you doing it like that?” “Dunno it’s Just bakeman N dat” “We’re getting to spoons well late we’re only gonna have an hour to drink there” “FUUUUUCK bakeman n dat you know what I’m sayin n dat it’ll be fine n dat” “it’s my nans birthday today” “happy birthday n dat Bakeman n day you know What I’m SAYIN n DAT”
by PFresh November 26, 2020
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A bakeman is a bakeman! No matter what form it’s in you will never truly know what a bakeman is. Some say it’s when a Thai boy asks about bakeman but he will never know because people will never know what it really is¿
Hey do you know what a bakeman is? No I don’t sir try googling it?
Google: Page not found
by Bakerman69 August 2, 2020
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