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A bakeman is a bakeman! No matter what form it’s in you will never truly know what a bakeman is. Some say it’s when a Thai boy asks about bakeman but he will never know because people will never know what it really is¿
Hey do you know what a bakeman is? No I don’t sir try googling it?
Google: Page not found
Bakeman by Bakerman69 August 2, 2020
Bakeman is much more than just an individual, bakeman is a Lifestyle. You could come across a thousand Bakemen but never actually meet bakeman.

The phrase bakeman is commonly used to express ignorance or mild annoyance. However there are many other applications for example if you were to be questioned on the unorthodox way you are doing something, or if a situation seems undoable but you manage to pull it off despite, it’s just bakeman.

It is said that many individuals will never understand the way of bakeman, Mr Niagi Is a prime example of one of these individuals.
“Ah mate the taxi didnt take us all the way to the airbnb, we have to walk for 5 mins from here” “FffffUCK bakeman n dat!” “Mate you’re rolling that zute well weird why you doing it like that?” “Dunno it’s Just bakeman N dat” “We’re getting to spoons well late we’re only gonna have an hour to drink there” “FUUUUUCK bakeman n dat you know what I’m sayin n dat it’ll be fine n dat” “it’s my nans birthday today” “happy birthday n dat Bakeman n day you know What I’m SAYIN n DAT”
Bakeman by PFresh November 26, 2020

Patrick Bateman 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it
Patrick Bateman by I_onehit October 4, 2022

Patrick Bateman 

A sigma male that hates Paul Allen
Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity
(N.) A person who sells drugs (usually marijuana)from a bike. Not the usual car or street corner dealer. Bikemen are always an hour late to everything because they have to ride their bikes.
(N.) Bikeman is the shit foo. He can get a half pound for 200
bikeman by cr45du57 December 10, 2008

Bakemonogatari 

The best anime of all time.
Bakemonogatari Success and Triumph

1. Top Summer Anime according to 2ch
2. Top Summer Anime according to Dengeki
3. Weeks Best-selling Novel Series according to Asahi Shimbun Newspaper
4. Second highest selling DVD/BD anime TV series in the first week
5. Most downloaded anime released by GG since year began
6. Hideo Kojima has already started to read Bakemonogatari novel, According to his blog.
7. Bakemonogatari is the highest selling non mecha anime in history.
Bakemonogatari by Gafo no Meka B November 23, 2009
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