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Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly
My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.
Baisser l’asparagus by ooze_d October 9, 2019
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The sexiest girl alive
She has the body sculpted
by the gods
her ass makes you cum in your
pants as soon as u see her
you fall in love with her
in seconds
she tells it how it is and
doesn't wanna deal with anybodies
shit SHE IS PERFECT
I LOVE HER
god dam Bee fucking marry me :D
Bee is also known as Bissera
bissera by RyanLOVESBee October 18, 2008
Vulgar french word meaning to fuck (as in sexual intercourse).
Can also mean to kiss, in which case it is usually used as a noun (ex: faire un baiser à quelqu'un).
Je vais baiser ta mère la pute! (I'm going to fuck your whore of a mother).

Baise-moi, saloppe! (Fuck with me, bitch)

Le soldat fît un dernier baiser à sa femme avant d'aller se faire exploser la geule à la guerre. (The soldier gave a last kiss to his wife before going to get his head blown off at war
meaning "drop" or "fall", or also used as baisser, meaning "to lean down or lean over." It does not mean "fuck," as seen in baise, which is also mispelled. Used with "toi," the word creates a command to someone to bend over to later engage in sex that has the connection of a sexual refrence, to which the word "fuck" must have been incorrectly interpreted by others.
Baisse-toi!
(Bend over!)
baisse by T.S.F.M. January 21, 2005

master basser 

one who is the master of the bass
"who is that master basser in your living room? "
master basser by devon aviles September 25, 2005
One who pulls out and ejaculates on his woman
That girls got a load in her hair, she must have gotten the baister.
baister by Ler May 13, 2005
comes from the slang term used to describe smoking cocaine (free-basing). Since cocaine is highly addictive, people generally always have it on their mind and will do anything to get it. Henceforth, this term can be applied to anyone who exhibits these characteristics regardless of the drug they use.
Ex: Derek has pot. He smoked Phil out an hour ago, but Phil wants to smoke again. All Phil can think of is smoking again, and he keeps asking Derek if he wants to as well. Derek does not want to yet, and eventually replies, "I'm tired of your basser attitude!"
basser by mackaroon May 19, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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