ooze_d's definitions

Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019

Artem

A name typically given to autistic children.

“ Dude that guy is such an Artem”.

by ooze_d September 25, 2019

Marcus

A marcus is an average redditor.

"reddit is good"
-"That dude's a Marcus

by ooze_d November 13, 2019