Baisner

pretty person, the best person to f**k and a Baisner is always a nice person

I meet a guy called Baisner and he was a great guy

by 1231279381276391 November 14, 2016

Baiser

Vulgar french word meaning to fuck (as in sexual intercourse).
Can also mean to kiss, in which case it is usually used as a noun (ex: faire un baiser à quelqu'un).

Je vais baiser ta mère la pute! (I'm going to fuck your whore of a mother).

Baise-moi, saloppe! (Fuck with me, bitch)

Le soldat fît un dernier baiser à sa femme avant d'aller se faire exploser la geule à la guerre. (The soldier gave a last kiss to his wife before going to get his head blown off at war

by AMANZ (Anti maori association of New Zealand) May 4, 2008

Bainer

Extension of baines, used to describe someone who achieves something legitimate.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Sam?"

Guy 2: "No, what's he done this time?"
Guy 1: "He only went and hit the gym early this morning, smashed out a 130kg bench and then hit the libes for 6 hours to get some savage work done before tonight."
Guy 2: "Fuck me, that guy is such a bainer!"

by legitabainer September 23, 2012

Basners

A Basners is a type of creature that believes in eating the whole pizza, included the crust. Crusts are the best part of the pizza, their crunchy and full of Christmas. Basners gives out booklets to her neighbors on why crust lives matter. Her neighbors tend to avoid her because of this. Basners also find people who take the cheese off their pizza disgusting. “No normal human beans do that, it’s a disgrace to humanity.” - actual quote from a Basners

Random kid who throws his pizza crust out:

Basners: STOP. DROP. AND ROLl.
Also Basners: And take your hands out of your pants, that’s not how you get the girls.

by Dead goldfish April 14, 2019

Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019

baister

One who pulls out and ejaculates on his woman

That girls got a load in her hair, she must have gotten the baister.

by Ler May 13, 2005

Baiser avec la langue

How to say 'French kiss' in French.
This means literally "To kiss with the tongue", which is the standard definition of a French Kiss. This is unconjugated. You should conjugate it when you use it. See the example.

Nous baisons toujours avec nos langues.
Ma petite amie et moi baisons avec nos langues.
Baiser avec la langue is the base form.

by The Greece in the Pink May 18, 2009