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Vulgar french word meaning to fuck (as in sexual intercourse).
Can also mean to kiss, in which case it is usually used as a noun (ex: faire un baiser à quelqu'un).
Je vais baiser ta mère la pute! (I'm going to fuck your whore of a mother).

Baise-moi, saloppe! (Fuck with me, bitch)

Le soldat fît un dernier baiser à sa femme avant d'aller se faire exploser la geule à la guerre. (The soldier gave a last kiss to his wife before going to get his head blown off at war
Extension of baines, used to describe someone who achieves something legitimate.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Sam?"

Guy 2: "No, what's he done this time?"
Guy 1: "He only went and hit the gym early this morning, smashed out a 130kg bench and then hit the libes for 6 hours to get some savage work done before tonight."
Guy 2: "Fuck me, that guy is such a bainer!"
Bainer by legitabainer September 23, 2012
A Basners is a type of creature that believes in eating the whole pizza, included the crust. Crusts are the best part of the pizza, their crunchy and full of Christmas. Basners gives out booklets to her neighbors on why crust lives matter. Her neighbors tend to avoid her because of this. Basners also find people who take the cheese off their pizza disgusting. “No normal human beans do that, it’s a disgrace to humanity.” - actual quote from a Basners
Random kid who throws his pizza crust out:

Basners: STOP. DROP. AND ROLl.
Also Basners: And take your hands out of your pants, that’s not how you get the girls.
Basners by Dead goldfish April 14, 2019

Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly
My friend wants to baisser lasparagus.
Baisser l’asparagus by ooze_d October 9, 2019
One who pulls out and ejaculates on his woman
That girls got a load in her hair, she must have gotten the baister.
baister by Ler May 13, 2005

Baiser avec la langue 

How to say 'French kiss' in French.
This means literally "To kiss with the tongue", which is the standard definition of a French Kiss. This is unconjugated. You should conjugate it when you use it. See the example.
Nous baisons toujours avec nos langues.
Ma petite amie et moi baisons avec nos langues.
Baiser avec la langue is the base form.