Baisner
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Baiser
Vulgar french word meaning to fuck (as in sexual intercourse).
Can also mean to kiss, in which case it is usually used as a noun (ex: faire un baiser à quelqu'un).
Can also mean to kiss, in which case it is usually used as a noun (ex: faire un baiser à quelqu'un).
Je vais baiser ta mère la pute! (I'm going to fuck your whore of a mother).
Baise-moi, saloppe! (Fuck with me, bitch)
Le soldat fît un dernier baiser à sa femme avant d'aller se faire exploser la geule à la guerre. (The soldier gave a last kiss to his wife before going to get his head blown off at war
Baise-moi, saloppe! (Fuck with me, bitch)
Le soldat fît un dernier baiser à sa femme avant d'aller se faire exploser la geule à la guerre. (The soldier gave a last kiss to his wife before going to get his head blown off at war
Baiser by AMANZ (Anti maori association of New Zealand) May 4, 2008
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Baisner • bainer • beisner • bisner • Baiser • Baiser avec la langue • Baisser l’asparagus • baister • Basners • Basner'd
Bainer
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Sam?"
Guy 2: "No, what's he done this time?"
Guy 1: "He only went and hit the gym early this morning, smashed out a 130kg bench and then hit the libes for 6 hours to get some savage work done before tonight."
Guy 2: "Fuck me, that guy is such a bainer!"
Guy 2: "No, what's he done this time?"
Guy 1: "He only went and hit the gym early this morning, smashed out a 130kg bench and then hit the libes for 6 hours to get some savage work done before tonight."
Guy 2: "Fuck me, that guy is such a bainer!"
Bainer by legitabainer September 23, 2012
Basners
A Basners is a type of creature that believes in eating the whole pizza, included the crust. Crusts are the best part of the pizza, their crunchy and full of Christmas. Basners gives out booklets to her neighbors on why crust lives matter. Her neighbors tend to avoid her because of this. Basners also find people who take the cheese off their pizza disgusting. “No normal human beans do that, it’s a disgrace to humanity.” - actual quote from a Basners
Random kid who throws his pizza crust out:
Basners: STOP. DROP. AND ROLl.
Also Basners: And take your hands out of your pants, that’s not how you get the girls.
Basners: STOP. DROP. AND ROLl.
Also Basners: And take your hands out of your pants, that’s not how you get the girls.
Basners by Dead goldfish April 14, 2019
Baisser l’asparagus
Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner
Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly
Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly
Baisser l’asparagus by ooze_d October 9, 2019
Baiser avec la langue
How to say 'French kiss' in French.
This means literally "To kiss with the tongue", which is the standard definition of a French Kiss. This is unconjugated. You should conjugate it when you use it. See the example.
This means literally "To kiss with the tongue", which is the standard definition of a French Kiss. This is unconjugated. You should conjugate it when you use it. See the example.
Nous baisons toujours avec nos langues.
Ma petite amie et moi baisons avec nos langues.
Baiser avec la langue is the base form.
Ma petite amie et moi baisons avec nos langues.
Baiser avec la langue is the base form.
Baiser avec la langue by The Greece in the Pink May 18, 2009
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