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by jay.. July 21, 2020
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BAOMN

Blowing air out my nose. Similar to "LMAO" used to describe that laugh you do when something is funny but not funny enough to laugh out loud and you just "blow air out my nose".
Text message:
"Why did the Chicken Cross the road? To get a gallon of milk."
"BAOMN!!!"
"Totally a BAOMN joke."
"BAOMN indeed."
by mrCuttie November 24, 2016
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baim

Baim stands for body aim. It's a commonly used word in CS:GO HvH (Hack vs. Hack). Usually, setting head as the target is the best option but when someone's cheat can't resolve (hit) other cheater, he might start baiming - aiming for the body, which is extremely annoying and cheap.
Stop fucking baiming dude!
Yea, this kid is baiming.
Nice baim, you fucking loser!
by gamer1488 June 30, 2017
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biomutant

A single player Kung Fu RPG game made by a small Swedish company that is honestly underwhelming considering the price but has amazing graphics.
Person 1: Bro bro bro have you played Biomutant?
Person 2: Nah bro is it worth?
Person 1: it’s ight
Person 2: Imma check it out later today
by UrbanDefinet May 28, 2021
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Best Barometer

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.
"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"
by Stall101 October 29, 2009
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Chris Baio

The handsome bassist of Vampire Weekend. He enjoys wearing cardigans and is known for his badass dance moves.
Kristan: Hey! Did you see Ezra last night on Letterman? He was looking fine!
Rheanne: What about Chris Baio, didn't you see his sweet ass dance moves? He was totally owning it!
by cheesefactor May 7, 2011
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