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bagouser 

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.
I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.
bagouser by SirManth April 7, 2005
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An amazing person on the inside and on the outside . She never fails to make someone laugh her kindness is unbelievable as well her amazing pure heart she is the one friend that you shouldn’t let go of because she is amazing in every aspect. Kind,caring,nice,genuine that’s all batoul
“She’s so sweet and nice”
“Who? Batoul?”
“Yea”
Batoul by Anonpersonidk January 22, 2020
Bagouch can mean anything, its not meant to just mean one thing its many things. its a kind of word were it can mean good or bad things you can make it to mean anything you want
for an example, (jared is being such a bagouch, or im am really bagouched right now.
Bagouch by thegreenline January 3, 2011
Derived from the term Bag o' Glory typically meaning a bag of skin used to achieve a glorious climax. It is often used to describe a female of great attractiveness amongst men of high class.
"That's some mighty fine bagoglory"

or

"I say old chap, one is impressed with the bagoglory on show today"

or

"I'd smash that bagoglory over there, she fine"

or

"I bet that bagoglory has a hot chuffbox"
1. Maconha.
2. Qualquer coisa, quando não se lembra o nome.
1. Fulano estava fumando uns bagulhos ali na escadaria.
2. Nossa, meu armário está uma bagunça só. É bagulho para todo lado!
Bagulho by will.n October 22, 2013
Noun: A cheeky person, also known as a bugger. You usually call someone a 'bugger' if they are being silly or cheeky.
"What are you up to you bloody bagoolia."

"Settle down you cheeky bagoolia."
bagoolia by Radical Chadical January 21, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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