A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.

Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.

Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.

Bagel-Whore by Sno-kween December 28, 2008

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Dispicable Bagwhore

Dispicable Bagwhore- ;nasty fucking ugly whore

Definition-: like any other bagwhore , this one also trade sex for drugs this bad words different on three different levels

1. she's much uglier than the rest, moles everywhere ymuch more resembles a man an ugly man such as Marylin Manson.

2 . This bagwhore will rob you blind when the drugs are gone, she likes to do the crime a with you but will also turn you into right after! It has a CI Number.
3. Smelly- Rotten Foul Breathe- almost as on gross as having death smack you in the face.

Bad person

Tasha Bruce is dispicable bagwhore, she fucks my husband for dope, while counterfeiting money in Warsaw, the cops are close by, she then does what she feels nesseccary! She tells on someone else!

Dispicable Bagwhore by AmyGeib August 27, 2019

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begging bagwhore

One who proceeds to beg another to trade sex for drugs. They do not care who it is, they will beg anyone to get their next fix.

A ugly pathetic drug addict who begs to do tricks for treats.

That Michelle is always being a begging bagwhore, she should just get a job and her own man.

begging bagwhore by Amy Jae January 4, 2019

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Bagelware

Any sort of clothing worn while eating a bagel, especially if it is only under garments.

Sam walked outside in his Bagelware, to both Vito and Allison's immense pleasure.

Bagelware by Alvisa October 4, 2008

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bagwhore

a "cute" little word friendly stoners from SC like to call out of town girls when riding around in cars.

"YOU ARE SUCH A TIRE"
"DON'T EVEN GO THERE TRICK, YOU'RE THE BAGWHORE"

bagwhore by bittenichtstoren April 10, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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