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Bagelware 

Any sort of clothing worn while eating a bagel, especially if it is only under garments.
Sam walked outside in his Bagelware, to both Vito and Allison's immense pleasure.
Bagelware by Alvisa October 4, 2008
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Bagelware Attire 

Appropriate clothing to be worn at an afternoon bagel soiree. Minimally formal, but you don't look like a complete schmuck.
“Like imagine you’re going to a bar mitzvah in California and your dry cleaning has all your nice stuff so you grabbed a button down from the closet. Now the service is over and you’re stuffing your face with crudite, chopped liver, tuna salad and lox—that's Bagelware Attire.”
Bagelware Attire by chef reggie November 25, 2019
1. a rebellious group of 5 asians featuring minh, the vietnamese sub, whom frequently find scrims where they humilatie opponents with their bait-nade stack ogl tatics in the game counterstrike.

2. diahreea, emo-ness, mental lapses which feature minh in a bathing suit are all symptomns e-thugs may experience after playing the bagel crew

1.Wow, bagelcrew your so random

2.Yo man ogl tatics for life, you just pulled a bagelcrew

3.Why pull a bagel-crew?

4.What kinda name is bagel-crew

HISTORY
Although they are also internationally known as the "nerd clan". They are mostly recognized as the most notorious shit talking clan in North America. Led by team leader, andy, "margarine bitches"; his secondary captain, chou, "the human cat"; the primary bait, garvin, "bait for life" boy; minh, "the vietnamese sub"; and JH, "captin clutch", the team is on its way to super stardom. Not to be forgotten are the benchwarmers, maple,"Mr. I always have a gay msn namez'.and kevin, "the rebel, i sleep when i want, where i want, mom!", the team is on its way to superstardom.
bagelcrew by BagelCrew September 4, 2006
one who will resort to unlawful methods to attain a freshly baked bagel.
Charmy: Someone will jump us if we carry all these bagels around with us.
Jessica: Yes....a bagelar.
bagelar by Chandangle August 25, 2008

bakeware 

1) any type of food preparation equipment, usually found in the kitchen, i.e. cake pans, frying pans, or sauce pans.

2) any apparatus used for smoking weed. this may include pipes, bongs, rolling papers, blunts, etc.
1) Should I bring any bakeware to the cupcake party?

No, I have everything we need to make the best cupcakes ever!

2) Dude, where's your bakeware at?

It's in the closet behind the false door. It's been a rough day. The bong with the 2 foot extension should do the trick. Be a pal and bring it here.
bakeware by housian March 26, 2009

bagelwhore 

someone who is seriously obsessed with bagels in all varieties and ways
chelsea is such a bagelwhore
bagelwhore by FreakyBread April 25, 2017

Eggley Bagelface 

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.
Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.
Eggley Bagelface by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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