Bagelware

Any sort of clothing worn while eating a bagel, especially if it is only under garments.

Sam walked outside in his Bagelware, to both Vito and Allison's immense pleasure.

by Alvisa October 4, 2008

Bagelware Attire

Appropriate clothing to be worn at an afternoon bagel soiree. Minimally formal, but you don't look like a complete schmuck.

“Like imagine you’re going to a bar mitzvah in California and your dry cleaning has all your nice stuff so you grabbed a button down from the closet. Now the service is over and you’re stuffing your face with crudite, chopped liver, tuna salad and lox—that's Bagelware Attire.”

by chef reggie November 25, 2019

bagelcrew

1. a rebellious group of 5 asians featuring minh, the vietnamese sub, whom frequently find scrims where they humilatie opponents with their bait-nade stack ogl tatics in the game counterstrike.

2. diahreea, emo-ness, mental lapses which feature minh in a bathing suit are all symptomns e-thugs may experience after playing the bagel crew

1.Wow, bagelcrew your so random

2.Yo man ogl tatics for life, you just pulled a bagelcrew

3.Why pull a bagel-crew?

4.What kinda name is bagel-crew

HISTORY
Although they are also internationally known as the "nerd clan". They are mostly recognized as the most notorious shit talking clan in North America. Led by team leader, andy, "margarine bitches"; his secondary captain, chou, "the human cat"; the primary bait, garvin, "bait for life" boy; minh, "the vietnamese sub"; and JH, "captin clutch", the team is on its way to super stardom. Not to be forgotten are the benchwarmers, maple,"Mr. I always have a gay msn namez'.and kevin, "the rebel, i sleep when i want, where i want, mom!", the team is on its way to superstardom.

by BagelCrew September 4, 2006

bagelar

one who will resort to unlawful methods to attain a freshly baked bagel.

Charmy: Someone will jump us if we carry all these bagels around with us.
Jessica: Yes....a bagelar.

by Chandangle August 25, 2008

bakeware

1) any type of food preparation equipment, usually found in the kitchen, i.e. cake pans, frying pans, or sauce pans.

2) any apparatus used for smoking weed. this may include pipes, bongs, rolling papers, blunts, etc.

1) Should I bring any bakeware to the cupcake party?

No, I have everything we need to make the best cupcakes ever!

2) Dude, where's your bakeware at?

It's in the closet behind the false door. It's been a rough day. The bong with the 2 foot extension should do the trick. Be a pal and bring it here.

by housian March 26, 2009

bagelwhore

someone who is seriously obsessed with bagels in all varieties and ways

chelsea is such a bagelwhore

by FreakyBread April 25, 2017

Eggley Bagelface

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.

Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.

by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010