bagelwharf

(verb)
To fill a position in a band left empty by another who previously left the band.

In 1985, Sammy Hagar bagelwharfed David Lee Roth as the lead singer of Van Halen.

by mathjedi December 19, 2005

bagelwhore

someone who is seriously obsessed with bagels in all varieties and ways

chelsea is such a bagelwhore

by FreakyBread April 25, 2017

Bagelware

Any sort of clothing worn while eating a bagel, especially if it is only under garments.

Sam walked outside in his Bagelware, to both Vito and Allison's immense pleasure.

by Alvisa October 4, 2008

Bagelware Attire

Appropriate clothing to be worn at an afternoon bagel soiree. Minimally formal, but you don't look like a complete schmuck.

“Like imagine you’re going to a bar mitzvah in California and your dry cleaning has all your nice stuff so you grabbed a button down from the closet. Now the service is over and you’re stuffing your face with crudite, chopped liver, tuna salad and lox—that's Bagelware Attire.”

by chef reggie November 25, 2019