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bagelwhore 

someone who is seriously obsessed with bagels in all varieties and ways
chelsea is such a bagelwhore
bagelwhore by FreakyBread April 25, 2017
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Bagelware 

Any sort of clothing worn while eating a bagel, especially if it is only under garments.
Sam walked outside in his Bagelware, to both Vito and Allison's immense pleasure.
Bagelware by Alvisa October 4, 2008

Bagelware Attire 

Appropriate clothing to be worn at an afternoon bagel soiree. Minimally formal, but you don't look like a complete schmuck.
“Like imagine you’re going to a bar mitzvah in California and your dry cleaning has all your nice stuff so you grabbed a button down from the closet. Now the service is over and you’re stuffing your face with crudite, chopped liver, tuna salad and lox—that's Bagelware Attire.”
Bagelware Attire by chef reggie November 25, 2019
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026