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bag piped 

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.
I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.
bag piped by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018
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Bag-piped 

When a man or woman picks up another man and holds him like a bagpipe while sucking his dick.
Did you see how Matilda bag-piped Johnny? What strength she had to do that.
Bag-piped by Jr0ckk February 6, 2020

Gillen Bag Pipe 

While doing doggy style you reach around with one hand and fiddle the vagina and with the other hand play with the breast.
Mom told Ally that last night Dad did me doggy style while fiddling with my vagina and playing with my boob. He called it the Gillen Bag Pipe.
Gillen Bag Pipe by CougarDAD December 22, 2008

Moldy Bag Pipe 

When you don't wash your balls for a week and commence to tea bag a cum chuggin skank.
After a weeklong bender I met a sloppy skank and gave her a moldy bag pipe!

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone 

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

bag pipe 

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.
Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.
bag pipe by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Dusty Bag Pipe 

the process of spreading the female buttcheeks and giving it oral pleasure with tongue and air blowing actions. All while giving the female pleasure in her vagina via the hands and fingers. These actions combined resemble playing the bag pipe. And since anal oral can be messy, the bag pipe is indeed dusty.
The male on female equivalent of a rusty trombone.
Savannah always craves the dusty bag pipe after she goes down on me.
Dusty Bag Pipe by Little Jimmy22 February 24, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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