Definitions by Stpaul83

Trugly 

So ugly they resemble a troll

Girl 1: "Girl, that man you took home was trugly"
Girl 2: "What?"
Girl 1: "That dude looked like a troll"
Girl 2: "Yeah he was kind of trugly"
Girl 1: "You're kind of trugly, its ok".

Trugly by Stpaul83 August 18, 2021

Splattergast 

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.

"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".

Splattergast by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Schrodinger's Crap 

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

Schrodinger's Crap by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Bagpiped 

Sqeezing out a fart by leaning over or otherwise compressing your abdomen, pushing it out like a bagpipe. Possibly involuntary.

That dude dropped his phone and was so nervous picking it up, I think he bagpiped himself.

Bagpiped by Stpaul83 April 22, 2018

bag piped 

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

bag piped by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

Funk Badger by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017

Bull Froggin 

When you burp in your mouth without opening it, causing your cheeks to bulge out like a frog croaking.

Dude, i was out to dinner and had a huge burp, so i held it in to keep it quiet and everyone knew anyway cause I was Bull Froggin.

Bull Froggin by Stpaul83 September 7, 2017