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Blarting 

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
In the late 70s, early 80s, "Bogarting" was to take an extra toke off a joint that was being passed around. This usually occurred when three or more people would "Partake" and the person(s), in the middle (the passer), would "Bogart" a hit.

Its origin is obviously from legendary actor, Humphrey Bogart's' notable "over indulgence" for smoking cigars.
Dude, quit bogarting that joint, again!, Do you sit bitch every time just to Bogart a hit?
Bogarting by Microspyder March 19, 2011
English slang for confusing, something that you just can't understand and its kinda annoying you.
girl 1: so hows it going with Harry?
girl 2: i think he's nice but he might be a fuckboi, he's bafting
bafting by fuckyoumeandickhead January 14, 2017
the act of hogging something to the point of annoyance
jeffrey, stop bogarting and let me fucking sleep on the mini mattress this time
bogarting by jake sanchezz May 13, 2008
The act of hogging the marijuana delivery device.
You're not bogarting if you're smoking alone.

She didn't mean to be bogarting, but she often smoked alone.
Bogarting by Sharic October 19, 2014
(Verb transitive form of bogart see bogart. This is the form used for an action in progress. When someone is committing a bogart.
"Dammit Jason! Stop bogarting my X-Box controller! It's my turn to play Halo!"
bogarting by Endymion Chiba September 11, 2003