baew 

A short person who sucks at Valorant

you suck at Valorant baew

baew by Lanky Ben Barnes February 23, 2025

Floyd Baeweather 

Similar to the boxer Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Baeweather will knock you on your ass with the feels in realization that you don't have a bae. Especially around the holidays. Who will keep you warm on the cold winter nights? Not your bae, because you don't have one.

Herbert: Hey man, what's up with Chuck lately?

Joel: He's been knocked on his ass by Floyd Baeweather. That poor, lonely bastard.

Floyd Baeweather by SavvyDStick December 31, 2014

Baewatch 

Any activity condoning the search of potential mates in public. Best performed with a group, although can be completed successfully alone.

A portmanteau of "bae" and the television show "Bay Watch", as original baewatches were condoned at beach.

The baewatch was over after John hit on the cougar without arms.

The thirst was evident as we performed

our third baewatch of the day.

Baewatch by MLB_Thad May 27, 2014

Baewatch 

When you've spotted bae or a bae candidate outside of your own social channel.

Daaaaaaamn, I'd raise that kid for her #Baewatch

Baewatch by mambo-p May 26, 2016

Baewatch 

The act of admiring a girl and attempting to prevent other men from asking the girl involved out in the vain hope that he will someday get the courage to ask the girl out himself. In nearly all cases of baewatch, a third party will break through the cockblock and take the girl out anyway, leaving the baewatcher to sulk and eventually repeat his mistakes.

Joe: Steve, you're going on baewatch. Leave her alone or ask her out already.

Steve: I can't ask her out yet; I'm not ready. But I'll ask her out one day, I promise.

Five days later...

Steve: What the heck, Joe?! You can't just steal my girl like that!

Joe: She wasn't your girl. This is exactly what you get for going on baewatch, Steve.

Baewatch by Moontoons June 30, 2014

baeworthy 

adj. Traits displayed by someone who would be a suitable boyfriend or girlfriend

"Oh my God you guys have you meet Nia one look and I could tell she was baeworthy"

baeworthy by CrimsonWeiner June 16, 2014

baewatchers 

baewatchers is a organisation/ group of people who watch bae's (babes) and is a way of life. for example getting high with your fellow baewatcher mates and getting together to chill and watch babes

oh theres the baewatchers getting high and watching babes

baewatchers by Dja March 18, 2016