Similar to the boxer Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Baeweather will knock you on your ass with the feels in realization that you don't have a bae. Especially around the holidays. Who will keep you warm on the cold winter nights? Not your bae, because you don't have one.
Herbert: Hey man, what's up with Chuck lately?
Joel: He's been knocked on his ass by Floyd Baeweather. That poor, lonelybastard.
The act of admiring a girl and attempting to prevent other men from asking the girl involved out in the vainhope that he will someday get the courage to ask the girl out himself. In nearly all cases of baewatch, a third party will break through the cockblock and take the girl out anyway, leaving the baewatcher to sulk and eventually repeat his mistakes.
Joe: Steve, you're going on baewatch. Leave her alone or ask her out already.
Steve: I can't ask her out yet; I'm not ready. But I'll ask her out one day, I promise.
Five days later...
Steve: What the heck, Joe?! You can't just steal my girl like that!
Joe: She wasn't your girl. This is exactly what you get for going on baewatch, Steve.
baewatchers is a organisation/ group of people who watch bae's (babes) and is a way of life. for example getting high with your fellow baewatcher mates and getting together to chill and watch babes
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.