baeless

Another term for single, meaning your forever alone :) ... :(

"Zayummm, you baeless bitch!"

by Bae forever April 12, 2014

Baseless Triangle

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").

OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?

by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

Skip Bayless

Tim Tebow's gay lover.

Skip Bayless rides Tebow's dick so hard it's sickening.

by A.C. Sativa January 5, 2013

balless wonder

This is a weak, spineless un-spirited man who is easily cowed.

Look at that balless wonder getting another butt chewing from his girlfriend over nothing.

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

Skip Bayless

A Cowboy cock sucker

Skip Bayless: "My Dallas Cowboys are going all the way to the super bowl!"
Rational Person: "Skip, the Cowboys are 4-6."

by Mr. Wavey September 15, 2019

Skip Bayless

A person who often talks without thinking or says something controversial only because it's against the norm.

"The Godfather part 3 is the best one"
" Man get this Skip Bayless out of here" "

" I think Captain America could beat Thor"
" Calm down there Skip"

by LastSeenintheSauce June 4, 2019

Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.

Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."

by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011