bayless

A gaseous expulsion from one's anus. Usually of the particularly fragrant variety.

Did you smell that sick bayless? I shouldn't have had that grilled chicken breast!

by KK McNasty November 19, 2010

bayless

To speak with authority about a subject of which you have no actual knowledge or expertise, similar to the way Skip Bayless of ESPN "analyzes" sports.

Initially, I thought the stockbroker's recommendation that I put all my money in Ponzify stock made sense. But, the more I read about the company and basic investment strategies, the more I realized his reasoning was bayless.

by anact0fg0d June 26, 2012

Skip Bayless

Tim Tebow's gay lover.

Skip Bayless rides Tebow's dick so hard it's sickening.

by A.C. Sativa January 05, 2013

Skip Bayless

A Cowboy cock sucker

Skip Bayless: "My Dallas Cowboys are going all the way to the super bowl!"
Rational Person: "Skip, the Cowboys are 4-6."

by Mr. Wavey September 15, 2019

Skip Bayless

A person who often talks without thinking or says something controversial only because it's against the norm.

"The Godfather part 3 is the best one"
" Man get this Skip Bayless out of here" "

" I think Captain America could beat Thor"
" Calm down there Skip"

by LastSeenintheSauce June 04, 2019

Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.

Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."

by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011

Skippy bayless

N. a person

1)Some one who makes bold predictions on sports and has no idea what he is talking about.

2)Who lacks a brain and constantly mocks the #1 Wr in the NFL.

See. Skip Bayless ESPN

Ochocinco - " T.O did you hear dat trash dat PB Skippy Bayless was sayin ? " T.O- "Over rated, My ASS!"

by GameCast_Ninja October 28, 2010