The most storied college football player over the past four years. He has won two national titles and a Heisman Trophy during his college career and is looking to win his third and second of these prestigious awards respectively. Tebow is considered one of the best, if not the best college football players during the time he has been at Florida, not only at the quarterback position, but overall, in addition to being talked about as one of the best quarterbacks and overall players in college football history. He is a senior for the 2009 season (2009-2010 academic year), which means that he will be entering the 2010 NFL Draft, and is projected as a potential first overall pick or somewhere in the top ten or around there. Despite many people having doubts about his talents carrying over to the next level, Tim Tebow is going to prove the critics wrong and the believers (including myself) right, as he will fit in perfectly with any system he is in. The reports that are unappreciative of his talents will be proven to be just false advertisement of this incredible athlete and even more amazing person, who will become an NFL legend by the time his upcoming long NFL career comes to an end many years down the road.
"Tim Tebow can win Connect Four in three moves."-this is an appreciation of Tebow's talents, that are without a doubt unable to be matched or surpassed.

"Wow, that Tim Tebow kid sure is great! He is one of the best college football players we have seen in quite some time, and the scary thing is, he is only going to get even better! I can't wait to see what he does to torture his opponents as an NFL pro athlete!"
by JBrunz November 26, 2009
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Well if you haven't been hiding in a cave for a while you should know he is the best college football quarterback in the nation. He has won numerous awards as well as the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore (the first player to do so), and has helped the Gators win a national championship as a freshman, as well as leading the Gators to a third national championship in 2009. Known as Superman to fans he seems to have the ability to do anything.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.

What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.

The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.

If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.

by Stephen Villanueva January 15, 2009
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The most recent Heisman winner. He will be a junior at the Univ. of Florida in 2008.
Tim Tebow will likely be the No. 1 pick in the 2009 NFL Draft.
by Fifi McFeef January 01, 2008
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The greatest thing to ever happen to Christianity in America.
Bible stores have probably doubled sales because of Tim Tebow.
by littletim January 09, 2012
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A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!
by Adam RD October 19, 2006
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Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.
Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."

Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."
by RME1976 September 23, 2009
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(v.) to deny sexual intercourse with a female who is desperately attempting to mate with the male counterpart.
Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her, sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have the heart of a champion.
by phillybol January 22, 2011
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