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advice which sucks or which causes you to suspect the giver is an idiot
telling somebody to fix the electrical socket by sticking a fork in it is badvice

not to be confused with madvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically insane or sadvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically depressed
badvice by Anthony Sheppard October 9, 2008
Words you can keep
Just what you'd think it means. The proffering of a completely unsolicited, incorrect, counter-intuitive and potentially harmful course of action .
See that chick? She's definitely into you! Head on over there and ask her if she wants to 'git it on'.
**returning with a broken jaw, blackened eyes and swollen nut sack** Thanks for the badvice, ass clown.
Sheeet, who's all busted up friend? It ain't me! Who's the REAL ass hat, now?
badvice by YAWA July 13, 2021
to worsen a person's mood; to annoy; to displease; to make weary; to cause discomfort or distress; to cheapen the mood or atmosphere; to give off a bad vibe
Using "badvibe" in a conversation:
A: OMG, the hardcover for A Dance with Dragons is on sale right now over at amazon.ca
B: It says pre-order... Learn to read, man... MAN!!! Wasting my time!
A: Stop breathing so loud... You're badvibing me, bitch!
badvibe by quachmin June 22, 2011

bradvice 

Advice from a person who's name is Brad. This may be good advice, or bad advice. It really does not matter as long as it comes from a Brad.
If you have a question just ask Brad. He usually always has good bradvice.
bradvice by FruckinChineze June 1, 2021

Badviber 

The opposite of a Goodviber, is a person who always think negative, even in good situations
Jim: "Hey Karen, let's go for a walk in the woods!"
Karen: "No Jim, it will rain soon"
Jim: "Ohh Karen, you're a Badviber for real!, enjoy your life for one time!"
Badviber by anonymous September 6, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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