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Badtime Story 

When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.
Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.
Badtime Story by Alexander Pothos December 13, 2018

ceo of bedtime 

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.
CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime
ceo of bedtime by goopygibson September 15, 2019

a bad time 

when sans is near

Bedtime Rituals 

The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.

These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
I'm off to do my bedtime rituals, then I'm going to sleep, good night!
Bedtime Rituals by Srsballer August 18, 2009

you wanna have a bad time 

usually, if you hear this in undertale, you should probably run.
hey. let me ask you a question. do you wanna have a bad time?~Sans 201x

bedtimetwt 

a combination of the sleepytwt (techno, wilbur, philza) and dttwt (dream, georgenotfound, sapnap) fan bases on twitter.
“oh yea i’m on bedtimetwt”

“cool i’m on kpoptwt”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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