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Pretty much the greatest name ever. Adam's name wasn't really 'Adam', it was Wilbur
Means "Wild Boar" but usually refers to pigs with highly literate arachnid friends.

Is one with nature and talks with horses.

A guy that's funny and makes good friends,
Man, look at that dude with th' spider! He's such a Wilbur, dude!
by Ed Mo November 10, 2007
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A delicious mixed drink consisting of Soco, cranberry grape juice, and Dr. Pepper.
"Man, you were so drunk last night."

"I know. I had 3 wilburs!"
by Darth Ackbar September 01, 2008
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A "Wilbur" is when you go into a place of business, a store, or restaurant for the sole purpose of dropping a #2 and then leaving.
I stopped by a sports bar before the game and had to Wilbur.
by dtuck81 March 09, 2011
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The name of the wildcat mascot of The University of Arizona. Without question, the greatest mascot in the history of American collegiate sports. He walks on two legs, wears a football/basketball jersey, sports a bitchin' cowboy hat and dual six-guns. Although he is an intimidating Wildcat, if he loses his hat he looks like a rabid bunny.
Arizona's Wilbur the Wildcat is vastly superior to ASU's weak mascot, Sparky.
by T Ryan August 05, 2011
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A very smart, handsome, amazing skilled person! Jack of all trades and he is just purely amazing.
The most popular person at my school is such a Wilbur!!
by ChingChongChangChing February 23, 2011
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A person who yells " (name) is a fucking retard" despite being a retard him/herself. This person copies answers from your math exam.

This person also calls other people gay. Despite having a picture of his friend's ass.
This person also changes the subject when he gets exposed.
This person also coughs like he/she is deepthroating a dick.
Person 1: Are you a Wilbur?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I caught you masturbating to a picture of (name)'s ass in American History the other day.
Person 2: So?
Person 1: I also caught you copying my homework, and you recently called me a retard
Person 2: Shit
Person 1: I think you are a Wilbur
Person 2: No no no nocc did 9/11
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A delicious mixed drink consisting of SoCo, cranberry grape juice, and Dr. Pepper.
"You were really drunk last night."

"Yeah, I know. I had 3 Wilburs!"
by Darth Ackbar August 25, 2008
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