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Eye-Badooger
To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.
(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)
"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"
"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"
Eye-Badooger by Michael Stone December 9, 2008
Related Words
badoober
badoober by Becky Servine December 28, 2019
spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober
Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(
spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022
badooderdooder
badooderdooder by Joe Piucci February 13, 2007
Badoozer
Badoozer by Counteractive Night July 3, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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