badgitated

The distressed state of a badger when disturbed; the emotional state a dedicated performer will try to emote to the audience when taking on the role of an unhinged badger.

Laurie: Oh my god, I was in the woods the other day and this psychotic badger went nuts at me.
John Douglas: Yeah I was there too, but was just too scared to help.
Dave: God Laurie what did you do?
Laurie: I just jumped on the mofo, it was so badgitated I had to something to calm the beast.

Mandy: Cruise we need you to be a badger in this little game we’re putting on.
Cruise: Ok I’m in, but what’s my motivation?
Mandy: You are an agitated badger.
Cruise: Badgitated, I can do that.

by Tee Elle See April 30, 2011

bradgitated

The feeling one gets when a person named Brad causes you to feel agitated.

Brad took forever to pick me up. I'm so fucking bradgitated right now.

by Reggieross October 6, 2016

Bodgitated

When something is wrong, screwed up, or made a mess of.

Derived from the word "Bodge" or "Bodge it up" meaning to make a mess of things.

Person 1 : Hey! That shelf isn't straight!
Person 2 : Yeah, He's right.. its well bodgitated..
Person 3 : Don't blame me! The drill was faulty!

or

Person 1 : Right Team, we'll charge at them and they'll be so scared they'll crap themsleves and run!
Person 2 : Man, your a dickhead. That plan will never work... It's just bodgitated...

by DiscoAndy January 13, 2008

Vadgitated

When a man is agitated about a woman not letting him near her vagina.

Wayne was becoming increasingly vadgitated by Doras’ failure to share her vagina with him.

by Old Dan Tucker April 17, 2023

madgitated

When you get super mad and agitated at the same time.

Everything that everyone did and said bothered me today and I got really madgitated!

by Debbiedub April 22, 2016

Dadgitated

A state of mind brought on by the demonic behavior of your asshole kids.

You're on the verge of losing your shit, all logic's gone to hell. You need a time out, and a bottle of tequila

Holy shit, I've never seen him so dadgitated before! They threw a dart at his last nerve

by Midlife mayhem June 14, 2018

Sadgitated

When your Sad because your agitated!

Im so sadgitated today because I want to get slot if shit done but I can’t because I’m too agitated 😠

by EstelleD June 27, 2022