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pre meditated] karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause pre meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

maditate 

pout, stare silently, refuse to talk, ruminate on injustice,
you call it pouting, i call it maditating.

i might apologize after i maditate on it for a while
maditate by CassandraComplex January 25, 2010

badgitated 

The distressed state of a badger when disturbed; the emotional state a dedicated performer will try to emote to the audience when taking on the role of an unhinged badger.
Laurie: Oh my god, I was in the woods the other day and this psychotic badger went nuts at me.
John Douglas: Yeah I was there too, but was just too scared to help.
Dave: God Laurie what did you do?
Laurie: I just jumped on the mofo, it was so badgitated I had to something to calm the beast.

Mandy: Cruise we need you to be a badger in this little game we’re putting on.
Cruise: Ok I’m in, but what’s my motivation?
Mandy: You are an agitated badger.
Cruise: Badgitated, I can do that.
badgitated by Tee Elle See April 30, 2011

Vadgitated 

When a man is agitated about a woman not letting him near her vagina.
Wayne was becoming increasingly vadgitated by Doras’ failure to share her vagina with him.
Vadgitated by Old Dan Tucker April 17, 2023

Pre Meditated] Karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause Pre Meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

meditated assault 

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!
There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts
meditated assault by [HawK] January 6, 2008
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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