Sadgitated

When your Sad because your agitated!

Im so sadgitated today because I want to get slot if shit done but I can’t because I’m too agitated 😠

Sadgitated by EstelleD June 27, 2022

spagitated 

spagitated (spa ji tay ted) ADJECTIVE. To be anxious and clumsy. From “spastic” and “agitated.”

Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?

(Loud ripping sound)

Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.

spagitated by Maxhole June 23, 2009

badgitated 

The distressed state of a badger when disturbed; the emotional state a dedicated performer will try to emote to the audience when taking on the role of an unhinged badger.

Laurie: Oh my god, I was in the woods the other day and this psychotic badger went nuts at me.
John Douglas: Yeah I was there too, but was just too scared to help.
Dave: God Laurie what did you do?
Laurie: I just jumped on the mofo, it was so badgitated I had to something to calm the beast.

Mandy: Cruise we need you to be a badger in this little game we’re putting on.
Cruise: Ok I’m in, but what’s my motivation?
Mandy: You are an agitated badger.
Cruise: Badgitated, I can do that.

badgitated by Tee Elle See April 30, 2011

Soggitated 

When something has become so saturated by a fluid that it has a mushy texture and now has become so unpleasant that it is rendered unusable or unedible.

Customer to the Waiter: Umm can you send this burger back to the kitchen, this bun is so soggitated from the grease, I can't even pick it up.

Dude, I was so excited to eat my frosted flakes, but after I fixed a bowl I was interrupted and now my stuff's all soggitated.

Ok, who bathed with the hand towel in the bathroom cuz that thing is all soggitated.

Soggitated by 14Keeblers February 6, 2013

Sadmitted 

When you admit something sadly.

'He had a very small penis', she sadmitted.

Sadmitted by holleve December 2, 2018

Vadgitated 

When a man is agitated about a woman not letting him near her vagina.

Wayne was becoming increasingly vadgitated by Doras’ failure to share her vagina with him.

Vadgitated by Old Dan Tucker April 17, 2023

madgitated 

When you get super mad and agitated at the same time.

Everything that everyone did and said bothered me today and I got really madgitated!

madgitated by Debbiedub April 22, 2016