Sadgitated
Im so sadgitated today because I want to get slot if shit done but I can’t because I’m too agitated 😠
Sadgitated by EstelleD June 27, 2022
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spagitated
Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?
(Loud ripping sound)
Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?
(Loud ripping sound)
Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.
spagitated by Maxhole June 23, 2009
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Sadgitated • badgitated • Dadgitated • madgitated • Sadmitted • Soggitated • spagitated • Vadgitated
badgitated
The distressed state of a badger when disturbed; the emotional state a dedicated performer will try to emote to the audience when taking on the role of an unhinged badger.
Laurie: Oh my god, I was in the woods the other day and this psychotic badger went nuts at me.
John Douglas: Yeah I was there too, but was just too scared to help.
Dave: God Laurie what did you do?
Laurie: I just jumped on the mofo, it was so badgitated I had to something to calm the beast.
Mandy: Cruise we need you to be a badger in this little game we’re putting on.
Cruise: Ok I’m in, but what’s my motivation?
Mandy: You are an agitated badger.
Cruise: Badgitated, I can do that.
John Douglas: Yeah I was there too, but was just too scared to help.
Dave: God Laurie what did you do?
Laurie: I just jumped on the mofo, it was so badgitated I had to something to calm the beast.
Mandy: Cruise we need you to be a badger in this little game we’re putting on.
Cruise: Ok I’m in, but what’s my motivation?
Mandy: You are an agitated badger.
Cruise: Badgitated, I can do that.
badgitated by Tee Elle See April 30, 2011
Soggitated
When something has become so saturated by a fluid that it has a mushy texture and now has become so unpleasant that it is rendered unusable or unedible.
Customer to the Waiter: Umm can you send this burger back to the kitchen, this bun is so soggitated from the grease, I can't even pick it up.
Dude, I was so excited to eat my frosted flakes, but after I fixed a bowl I was interrupted and now my stuff's all soggitated.
Ok, who bathed with the hand towel in the bathroom cuz that thing is all soggitated.
Dude, I was so excited to eat my frosted flakes, but after I fixed a bowl I was interrupted and now my stuff's all soggitated.
Ok, who bathed with the hand towel in the bathroom cuz that thing is all soggitated.
Soggitated by 14Keeblers February 6, 2013
Sadmitted
'He had a very small penis', she sadmitted.
Vadgitated
Vadgitated by Old Dan Tucker April 17, 2023
madgitated
madgitated by Debbiedub April 22, 2016
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