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Bacteria that eats shit

Someone who doesn't deserved to be called shit
"You are not shit, you are the Bacteria that eats shit"
Bacteria that eats shit by Skull47 November 22, 2025

save the bacteria 

where is PETA when the poor bacteria are dying? who is going to stand up for them!
pretty soon someones' going to be crying save the bacteria!

Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit
"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

Bacterial Stenosis 

A rare type of gingivitis caused by processed toothpastes
AYO, Gideon got that Bacterial Stenosis

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
bacteria rancher by ausxau June 18, 2017

monsieur bacteria 

The opposite of Mr Beast - an evil genius who has a curly moustache, eats baguettes, cuts off your arms and legs, and steals $100000 dollars from people.
Person 1: Did you see that new monsieur bacteria video?
Person 2: YESS! He put down every dog in the pound
monsieur bacteria by dreamlovesyou_ September 15, 2020