bacteria 

little microrgansims that cause infection and diseases

bacteria kill by the millions

bacteria by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

Bacteria 

the backdoor of a cafeteria

I went out the bacteria.

Bacteria by Jill and Sarah February 14, 2007

bacteria 

my dad .

"my dad is a bacteria

bacteria by kissesfrmbraat October 30, 2020

bacteria 

Tiny beings that you live with.

I live with a bunch of bacteria
I sleep with them too...

bacteria by Soap with Pancakes May 23, 2018

bacteria 

tiny-celled corkscrew-spherical-rod-comma-spiral thingies that infect our bodies like a ton of bricks

you have bacteria on your hands again, don't you?

bacteria by CarkyAmsterAlt September 12, 2023

Bacteria 

Hey! Yeah! You know what? That MUST be it!

Hym "I have too much bacteria in my brain to apologize. That must be it. Whatever part of the brain that controls apologies has got too much fucking bacteria in it for me to do that. The bacteria has highjacked the Jew-loving portion of my brain... And the tolerance for women who aren't fucking me part... And I just can't get my brain to do any of that more gooders you fucking assholes. THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! And I totally would too if not for all of the brain bacteria."

Bacteria by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.

Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!

bacteria rancher by ausxau June 18, 2017