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John: Man we gotta get out of here backers
Mike: Yeah
*Both run away*
Backers by Jimmy Portage December 26, 2017

The Backer

The greatest bar of all time. The domain of the one and only Revered DJ Drew. Heaven drenched in beer and 80s "hits." Across from Notre Dame.
Student A. Hey, wanna go to Corby's/Finnies tonight?
Student B. Are you fucking stupid? DJ Drew's spinning at The Backer tonight!
The Backer by ScarlettORD October 22, 2009

beijing backer 

Verb: the action of getting fucked from behind in a Sanlitun back alley in Beijing.
"I totally gave that white girl a beijing backer the other night."

Flat Backer

A Chick who is a slut and is all ways on her back ready to fuck
Man that Bitch is a total flat backer

Taker Backer 

when a douche gives you something then takes it back.
ricky: hey edwardo. want this crayon?
edwardo: sure thanks buddy
-1 day later-
ricky: i want that crayon back edwardo.
edwardo: you are such a taker backer!
ricky: what did you say?
edwardo: taker backer!
ricky: thats it *pulls out a gun*
edwardo: hey man, calm down.
ricky: give me my crayon back you poop head!
edwardo: cmon man, i need it.
ricky: *cocks gun*
edwardo: fine here you go.
ricky: yay thanks
edwardo: no problem
ricky: so you wanna go to burger palace?
edwardo: sure. id love to.
ricky: okay lets go.
edwardo: alright let me get my coat on.
ricky: hey thats my coat.
edwardo: you gave it to me.
ricky: well i want it back.
edwardo: fuck you pasta sucker
edwardo and ricky pull out their guns and shoot everyone. the world dies. the end.

remember kids, being a taker backer is bad!
Taker Backer by taker backer July 5, 2008

American Couch Backer 

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.
Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.