American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.
Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.