bacioni

The " Anti-Gregory " , The name furthest from the name "Greg" as possible .

Worse case scenario I can move to Cleveland and be Bacioni until the dogs get tired?

bacioni by favofave May 14, 2023

Baconi 

A bikini made out of Bacon!

If only she'd wear a Baconi, I'd not be starving!

Baconi by Mo+iJo August 19, 2011

Baconify 

To add bacon to otherwise baconless food. The act of doing this is baconifying.

I'm gonna baconify ur breakfast.

Baconify by Big Derek Big Time September 8, 2007

Baconitis 

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

Baconitis by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016

Baconify 

The process of adding bacon to otherwides baconless foods.

Baconify that burger for me, Cletus.

Baconify by Asmodeus December 7, 2003

Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

Baconism by zebracake69 August 24, 2011

baconing 

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.

We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.

baconing by rgg September 14, 2012