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Simping over a person to the point that you develop powers to see them through walls and only see them, while everything else is gone, making them the only thing in your line of sight.
Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2:
Person 1: You there?
Person 2: mmmmm snowy......
Person 1: Goddammit of course you pulled a Bacconi.
Bacconi by Com_mit May 9, 2020
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bacon maccaroni - for when you want bacon mac and cheese, but cant have or dont have any cheese
i got some bacconi on the stove bro...my girl coming over is lactose
bacconi by Bacongrief November 20, 2015
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Bacon maccaroni - for when you are feeling like having Mac and cheese with bacon, but can't have any cheese
I got some bacconi on the stove cause my girl comin over is lactose intolerant bro
bacconi by Bacongrief November 20, 2015
A simp that needs to get a life and CLEARLY need mental health assist or go to a mental asylum
I’m a simp
No ur a bacconi
bacconi by EA games hater June 13, 2020

balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...
We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement
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If only she'd wear a Baconi, I'd not be starving!
Baconi by Mo+iJo August 19, 2011

Baconify 

To add bacon to otherwise baconless food. The act of doing this is baconifying.
I'm gonna baconify ur breakfast.
Baconify by Big Derek Big Time September 8, 2007
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