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Backside beans 

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.
"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."
Backside beans by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Butter my backside and call me biscuit 

Something white people say when they are suprised by something
Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

backside attack 

Proper: A chemistry term used to describe the transfer of electrons and subsequent bonding of a neucleophile to the back face of a molecule. The back side described is the chiral center, with subsistents in a tetrahedral formation facing away from the nucleophile. Once the backside attack is complete, the stereochemistry of the molecule is inverted.

chem eng slang: A difficult academic situation. It is often used to describe the difficulty of an assignment or a test. Synonymous with ass rape.
"Oh shit, that exam was a total backside attack!"
backside attack by Electrick April 17, 2006

backside 

the back end of your body i.e. booty, ass, rump, butt, etc.. etc.. etc..
Ooohh that girls got a nice backside.
backside by unknown January 20, 2003

Backside Attack 

1) The SN2 mechanism in which the nucleophile attacks the alpha carbon from a direction directly opposite to the C-LG bond. Results in inversion of stereochemical configuration.

2) When attacking a loved one from the back side
1) Wow that strong nucleophile caused one hell of a backside attack.

2) John: dude i went for the back side attack last night
Joe: Howd it go
John: Lets not go there.....

backside cutie

A girl who you assume has a pretty face by how her posterior(backside) looked but end up losing interest when you sees her face/front.
"I saw a backside cutie today with one tits and a troll face! Wut's wrong with me!"