baboonfish 

a person who looks like half a baboon and half a gold fish

WOW! Kristina is such a baboonfish!

baboonfish by sadfnlksdhg'lshg May 18, 2011

Baconfish

A bacony, fishy entity that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. By law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. Baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are prone to swimming in groups of two or four. Groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.

I saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them... ...I'm now an athiest.

Baconfish by bobthescubadivingsnail July 28, 2010

Baboonism 

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic

I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "

Baboonism by Stee Bee December 24, 2019

baboonish 

Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.

"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."

baboonish by Arthur September 28, 2003

Baboonish Lizard 

An extremely stealthy, deadly, dangerous, and highly trained individual.
known to HATE BULLSHIT.

Stop the bullshit before Baboonish Lizard get out.

Baboonish Lizard by Just in case. April 28, 2013

Baboonglish

The idiotic, management language of a deluded motivational speaker.

Pete held the seminar. After a couple of hours listening to his Baboonglish, death by rotavator seemed quite an attractive option after all.

Baboonglish by Grooveyard December 12, 2012

bafoonish 

the act of being a bafoon; doing something completely and utterly stupid.

rob: hey are you going to watch that scary movie at night, alone?
becky: no... that would be bafoonish.

bafoonish by bafoongoon October 4, 2020