Arthur's definitions

magic conch

Originally from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, it was used in CS. It is an all knowing power source which few can handle. Ask any question, and you shal get the awsner. Frequently used by Wock and Doffy for all their cs needs.

Doffy : What should we do this round?
Magic Conch: Nothing
Doffy: The shell has spoken, allallalllalalaallalalallaalla.

by Arthur October 17, 2004

trendwhore

anyone who wears those gay livestrong bracelets and anyone who wears the even gayer livestrong style bracelets that advertize for oter diseses like breast cancer and john kerry

yesterday i saw a 10 year old kid wearing 13 bracelets all in different colors all having the slogan of some disease or company. There is no way the hospital would let him walk around like that if he really had all those diseases.

by Arthur December 5, 2004

caligula's horse

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

eat the path

just eat it... 7:(

mmm... the path... 7:)

by arthur December 5, 2003

Doffy

Unknown origin. It was not till summer of 2002 that doffy was fully realized by his lover Wock. They make make sweet love. Anal sex only.
He enjoys short wocks on the beach, followed by pounding of the rectum. :) k thx hes mine- sry.

"Dooooooffaaayyy!" also see magic conch

by Arthur October 17, 2004

peacenik

A relatively unoffensive insult used by dumb people to insult members of the anti-war movement.

Idiot: You're a peacenik
Peacenik: and?

by Arthur October 5, 2003

Hempstead

The place where you geta shot.

"In ah' Hempstead, you getta shot"

by Arthur March 11, 2004