Definitions by Grooveyard
Cockwomble
A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.
"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"
Cockwomble by Grooveyard February 11, 2022
Dido-ism
A cultural movement in the upper echelons of the chumocracy, when you ensure big contracts, Government or otherwise, get awarded to your old school pals from Eton (or their spouses) regardless of their innate ineptitude.
Cosmo: oh amazing... but like, how did she get that job as Head of Test n Trace, with that track record?
Sebastian: Usual dido-ism, amigo. Boffo nobbed her brother at Balliol
Sebastian: Usual dido-ism, amigo. Boffo nobbed her brother at Balliol
Dido-ism by Grooveyard June 25, 2021
chullet
Today Guy: Oh man, in the 70s/80s we had horrific mullet hairstyles... look at this photo. (rips it up)
Future Guy: Worse, past guy: In 2015/16 I had a chullet. Check out my grotesque, styled hairy ginger facial area in this image. Oh, if only I could rip this photo up... but it's all over Beardbook and Instagrowth FOREVER!
Future Guy: Worse, past guy: In 2015/16 I had a chullet. Check out my grotesque, styled hairy ginger facial area in this image. Oh, if only I could rip this photo up... but it's all over Beardbook and Instagrowth FOREVER!
chullet by Grooveyard June 13, 2016
Baboonglish
Pete held the seminar. After a couple of hours listening to his Baboonglish, death by rotavator seemed quite an attractive option after all.
Baboonglish by Grooveyard December 12, 2012