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Bateable 

Describes a person about whom you would find it possible to masturbate.

See also Bate and Bater
So do you think he/she is bateable?
Yes, he/she is very bateable.
Bateable by Jaster07 February 26, 2007
Related Words
cute as fuck or having the ability to become someone's bae
He's baeable as fuck, yo
baeable by xxx7931 September 16, 2014
The art of being cool. Created by a kid named Baba. Replaces words like awesome, cool, fantastic. Also, can say it, when you're saying bye to someone.
"Dude, you are so Babable"

"Stay, Babable."
Babable by babable18 August 19, 2013

bareable conditions 

Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.
Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.
bareable conditions by QuacksO April 11, 2023

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026