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Bateable 

Describes a person about whom you would find it possible to masturbate.

See also Bate and Bater
So do you think he/she is bateable?
Yes, he/she is very bateable.
Bateable by Jaster07 February 26, 2007
Related Words
cute as fuck or having the ability to become someone's bae
He's baeable as fuck, yo
baeable by xxx7931 September 16, 2014
The art of being cool. Created by a kid named Baba. Replaces words like awesome, cool, fantastic. Also, can say it, when you're saying bye to someone.
"Dude, you are so Babable"

"Stay, Babable."
Babable by babable18 August 19, 2013

bareable conditions 

Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.
Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.
bareable conditions by QuacksO April 11, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026