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Bateable 

Describes a person about whom you would find it possible to masturbate.

See also Bate and Bater
So do you think he/she is bateable?
Yes, he/she is very bateable.
Bateable by Jaster07 February 26, 2007
Related Words
cute as fuck or having the ability to become someone's bae
He's baeable as fuck, yo
baeable by xxx7931 September 16, 2014
The art of being cool. Created by a kid named Baba. Replaces words like awesome, cool, fantastic. Also, can say it, when you're saying bye to someone.
"Dude, you are so Babable"

"Stay, Babable."
Babable by babable18 August 19, 2013

bareable conditions 

Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.
Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.
bareable conditions by QuacksO April 11, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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